Okay, where was I? Well, we dropped off the shoes and then Bosak drove us away in the back of his pickup for about 5 km before I convinced his paranoid ass to stop and let us into the cab. We drove back to Rory's, and went to check if the gang went back to Sarah's (they weren't at the bowling alley). We went, and they weren't. I went the back way to Rory's, and saw the gang's car. So I ran to try to warn the others, but they had already arrivced at Rory's. Turns out they were trying to get into Rory's to get their shoes back, and were caught taking the ladder from his garage to get onto the roof to knock on Rory's window, or some shit like that. Anyways, we revealed the location of the shoes. I guess they went and got their shoes. Then Bosak and I went on a Mac's run, and I got stopped by a cop for not having a light on my bike. I was worried because of the beer on my breath, but it was to my advantage, saving me from being paintballed by that crazy Italian. The rest of the night consisted of drinking, and Cody and Rory getting stoned. That was pretty much it.
                                                                  
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   So, I guess its been since I last did this, and there really isn't that much to say. Had poker night on Saturday (the 12th?) and that was alot of fun. We popped over to Sarah Harrington's p[arty, and Bosak got quite drunk pretty quickly. Rory got good and stoned, along with Carson, and the three of them provided my amusement for the night. Wait. That sounds pretty bad doesn't it. Anyway, they were hilarious. Also, I won five bucks. That was pretty cool. Chemistry now is the most fucking confusing thing in history. Apparently none of the rules we have learned for the past three years apply anymore. Physics is still a joke, and Calculus is difficult. AP Physics isn't all that hard either. Yearbook. Oh, yearbook. Maxwell has been bitching at US because the previous yearbook class only got 29 pages done and it is due in three weeks. Then he started bitching that we weren't selling enough yearbooks, after telling us it wouldn't be done in time. AND THEN, the asshole starts complaining that we haven't done anything for the past week. This coming after we spent three days learning how to use a 35mm camera (that we won't use), talking to a reporter from Holland (that was cool but inefficient), and talking the gay father of one who is publishing our book. Anyway, thats that. I may have a job at McDonalds (according to Caldewell) and I'm applying at Timmy's. Lets hope that works. Well, thats it for today. Have yourselves a good one. I bid you, adieu.
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Hey There;

   Been awhile, but I just plain forgot that I even had this site. Hope everyone is doing alright, and I figured that since Arty reminded me of this thing, I should probably update the bastard. The only thing I really have to rant about is this. To me, graduating high school in your 4th year and getting pretty good marks is important, and I'm going into the ARMY for God's sake! Certain friends of mine (you know who you are) have been slacking off for far too long. One of them has soem far fetched plan to take his 5 needed courses next semester (but I think he needs six), even though he apparently can't handle three! Come on now, how hard can Yearbook, Writer's Craft, and Calculus possibly be? He drooped English (although, to be fair, it was with A Jones and he hasn't had much luck with her so far). I have tried (in conjuction with Scoenherr) to bring you to your senses, and I have made i as blatantly obvious as making fun of you not graduating. So my conciensce is clear of this posting (if it was truly behind your back I would have used your name and never mentioned this topic to your face) and of not helping you out. Don't know if you'll read this (highly doubt it) so to anyone that does and knows the culprit that I speak of, could you maybe help by giving him a shove in the right direction.

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So, been awhile. I guess I will do weekly entries or so. So here is te entry for this week.
I am just curious if anyone else has noticed the curious "signs" sent out by the female genus. I'm sure you have, unless no girls have even the most meagre interest in you. So this is the topic of my weekly bitch. I was at a friend's house in Brockville on the weekend at a party and there was one girl who I was talking to alot, a Nina something. I doubt my Kemptville friends know her. Anyway, sah and I were talking for about an hour, and she kept changing topics to weird things, ost of which I can't remember. One thing, however, sticks i my mind. We were arguing about the Army Cadets being better than the Air Cadets (she was, and as far as I know, still is, an Air Cadet), when she came out with the following line. "Have you ever watched Russian porn? Don't you think its hot how the women can bend?" Consequently, she was Russian. I responded with a know, and the subject returned to normal for about five minutes and said "Can you do the splits?" To which I responded "No, even if I was flexible enough, if I did the splits I would then be sitting on my balls." She said "Well its just like straddling a guy, but instead its the ground." From there, our conversation went on to other less lucrative topics. So, my question is this (and feel free to reply). Was this girl hitting on me, or just being a bit of a tease. Also, if anyone has experienced a similar situation, tell me, for I find these things kind of funny. Anyhoo, gotta go. I'm pretty fucking tired. Night All.
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So.... I've been perusing other peoples' sites, and I have a few things to say (for anyone that really cares). Justin, as to your old blog, FUCK YOU!!! I didn't run right to the bus after spilling the coke on you, I stayed for like a minute and then walked. At Hudgin's, I also stayed, until Calswell left. In the Army, war is a swirling chaos, and you can get shot in the back at any time. This isn't the 1700s. Besides, you are the coward. I talked to you the very days after the two "brilliant" incidents occured, and you made no mention of having any serious problem with it. If you hate me, have the guts to say it to my face. oh, and where the hell are you, anyway? Next, sorry 'bout the breakups Warren and Hudgin. Feel bad. Caldwell, you need to update. Carson, reading your blogs form, like, November or something, maybe you've been alone all your life because you keep thinking that your friends are scheming, conniving, backstabbing assholes who are out for nothing but to get you. I'm not saying to trust everyone, but don't push those that actually care what you have to say and about your problems away like that. Caldwell, update. Whittaker, you should talk to us at school, maybe you would feel better. Scoot, remind me to get your blog address. Now, seeing as I have got that off my chest, I have a couple of other things to say. (or should it be write?) Now, Christmas was good. Got to spend 2 million in Iran (about 250 bucks) and saw my dad. Thanks for your good wishes Hudgin. Turned in my RMC application on the 5th, and am currently doing my online thing for the other 3 (Ottawa, Carleton, Queen's). Lastly, I have not been sure about how to go about getting this off my chest, but here goes. I do not normally like to burden others with my problems, but seeing as it is optional whether you read this or not, your knowledge of this subject is in some way your own damn fault. Okay, this is tough, here goes. My parents are getting divorced. There. And that is all I have to say about that.
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Hey, just got Scott to help me set this shit up, so I hope it works properly. Will update at home, due to my site being blocked for pornography. Figure that one out.

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